That time of year is upon us when every man and his dog is mak­ing dum­b­ass pre­dic­tions for the new year. Well, here are mine.

• Finan­cial mar­kets will meltdown
• Bird flue will kill hun­dreds of thousands
• The world will finally tell the Kar­dashi­ans to fuck off once and for all
• Obama will win the white house again
• Wash­ing­ton will con­tinue to suck don­key balls
• Lind­say Lohan will die
• Greece will leave the Euro
• There will be a run on Euro­pean banks
• There will be a run on Bank of America
• Katie Holmes will finally tell Tom Cruise to fuck off

Lets see how those work out.