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Last year I wrote a blog enti­tled Won­der­ful, in which I show­cased Microsoft’s Song­smith soft­ware, which at the time, I thought was the great­est achieve­ment of human­ity to-date. Well, Song­smith is now in sec­ond place on that list. A series on YouTube by R. Kelly called “Trapped In The Closet” is now, in my opin­ion, the great­est achieve­ment of the human race, ever.

The series looks to have been on YouTube for a long time, first appear­ing in 2007. It is a nar­ra­tive of 22 chap­ters with the same melodic theme and vary­ing lyrics, all of course sung my R. Kelly. I haven’t watched all of them, but I intend to. The chap­ters that stand out for me so far are 9 and 10, which are midget themed.

Below is chap­ter 1 embed­ded, if that doesn’t work this is the link.

Shit, think. Shit, think, quick, put me in the closet.